Gather round y’all... I know it’s Sussex time all day everyday but I can’t help myself. So Charles hinted us on a trimmed down monarchy right? They asked which family members will he kick out of the empire and he didn’t respond. Meaning it might not be a family member

So let’s go back a bit to when he teamed up with Andrew to throw out Lord Geidt, Geidt wanted Andrew exposed, and he didn’t want Charles bear the queen or giving important roles. The boys teamed up and kicked him out. Anne as usual was neutral and felt it was a bad idea

So after he left another one came in, and it was the same story but now Charles had a say and Andrew could carry on for the time being. Just an aside the story about how Di and Fergie came into the royal house is not entirely true at least from the firm’s angle.

Diana’s Sister is married to the courtier at the time, he suggested Diana and Fergie, Fergie’s father is his first cousin. So yea Diana was a bridesmaid at his wedding and Fergie is his niece. So it was all planned.

They spinned the Fergie and Diana friendship to make it a bit less creepy. Courtiers are in charge of picking suitable spouses, then the born royal can go on and cheat till his/her heart is full.

So along came Diana who fell in love with Charles as she was too young to understand her purpose, her sister knew all along and kicked against it, but Di couldn’t help it. The courtiers chose everything for the spouse, from the hats to the pantyhose and foot wear.

This was where they had a problem with Di, she had designers fawning over her and sending her clothes, remember when Charles asked her what are u wearing? Translation “is this your chosen cloth of the day?” Di didn’t care anyways.

Notice how the Royals always seem to match? Yes because they chose those clothes for them. My girl Meghan had to put up with this shit. Imagine this dressing Meghan? Shudders, anyways back to my long story.

So Di wasn’t letting no drab ass prince stunt on her style so she stepped it up and boy does she have the body for those clothes. Fergie didn’t have the aesthetics to pull off a Diana and was ready to kiss the courtiers ass to keep her marriage, but they ran her out still.

Katie Middleton liked the idea of a handsome rich prince whose mum is celebrated world over. I give it to her she is a natural door mat and it suits her handlers. So now we have an obedient conservative William who left Harry to deal with Camilla and the press

An heir who is desperate to clean up his adulterous affair and legitimatize Camilla who fell in line real quick, and good King Harry who basically was just a fall guy. Hmm let’s see yes everyone is accounted for and under control.

So the courtiers are running the palace right? Easy no qualms, press is under control, Harry is the sensation and the gossip if they need to sell papers, after all he will stumble out of a club soon enough and there goes a headline. William was protected.

Charles is as stubborn as can be, Di attested to this, Hayes being controlled or told what to do, Camilla was his Achilles heel so he played it cool, now Camilla was out of the spotlight, this man goes to tell the world he is trimming fat in the firm, and it won’t be his family

Guess what happened after that, the press amplified the “the queen should pass the crown to William” “William and his brother are more likable” oh you don’t say... the courtiers know if Liz goes to meet her maker it’s all over for them. So yes Willing William is the answer

And yes funny enough Elizabeth can actually pick her successor, simply change the laws, regency Act was altered so she won’t be the first to do it and boom William is crowned, not likely to happen but hey who knows. It wa altered on the past to fit in age it might work now.

Y’all following this telemundo? So along came the happy always smiling American beautiful biracial woman, not chosen by the courtiers, who does she think she is? The courtiers were like nope Harry that’s not how it works, we pick the roses here luv.

Harry being Harry got engaged even before they went public, Meghan too had the Diana factor and the courtiers decided to do what they do best, call Camilla Tominey, Piss Moron and co to bring her down a notch, but they didn’t prepare for the Sussex squad.

Now they are defending themselves online, shooting themselves in the foot and taking up hate online, Sussex squad albeit being born ready gave it back as good as we got and even more. Y’all are warriors never forget that.