A thread of my current @UniswapProtocol bags and why I like each of them. I currently have:
$CAP, $TEND, $DIA, $MTA, $LID, $ETHV, $YFL, $ANJ

I planned this thread yesterday, but got sidetracked & everything I own pumped today. Missed a chance to look like a genius, whoops.

$CAP: Total coins, 100k. Two anon devs, a galaxybrain whitepaper, & zero public code, allegedly building a DEX that'll sport hundreds of traditional market synthetics. Beta "In August"

If they're scammers, they really suck at it because they barely talk in telegram & never hype.

$TEND: Memes, deflationary staking rewards coin, Defi farming just announced, & @neondistrictRPG's team getting involved for some cool NFT elements. You know I'm in the top 50 holders for that semiweekly bucket drop. Pump it Justin.

$DIA: TBH I haven' taken the time to understand this one, but every time @CryptoMessiah looks at it he starts mumbling excitedly about "inflection points" and "bonding curves."

$MTA: I market bought this one initially at $5.8, lol. Operation "Average Down" is well underway.

Btw asking for a friend, is it still winning if you 10x shitcoins on uniswap and send all your profits to stagnate on this rock?

$LID: Another deflationary coin, earning ~1%+ daily staking. Every time somebody unstakes, moves, or sells LID they are taxed 2% of the amount, which goes to the stakers, lmao.

Also, I just learned today that apparently it has an actual usecase other than just shafting sellers.

$ETHV: Just picked up this one today after it yolo dumped 50%. Ethereum mixed with Minecraft seems like the perfect blend of autism and more autism, for a good pump.

$YFL: Yield farming, but for $LINK Marines. This was actually my first experience yield farming, bought a ton of LINK, staked it, earned a few thousands dollars, then hedged the LINK at a profit after it pumped. LINK is the chadliest of coins, so this seemed worth a punt.

$ANJ: $ANT's governance token. Aragon governance tech is used by a number of projects, and iirc it's a contender for a Coinbase addition. I'm using this illiquid micro microcap as a leveraged $ANT long basically.

That sums up most of my current @uniswap holdings. I had fun with $XAMP & $DEXT as well, but no longer hold either.

Everything above pumped nicely today, so either we're at resistance & I'm marking the top with this, or my bags are about to enter sweet sweet price discovery.

Not saying to buy these, but wanted to show there are good plays on @uniswapico. It's not all a game of Hot Potato & dev rugpulls w/ "Retard Coin," "Anti-Tendie-Ample" & "BRRRRRR" coin.

Put in the work & there's money to be made. See you guys in The Pit: https://t.me/The_Trading_Pit