i've spent most of the last three weeks carefully honing my anti-cancellation strategy, and now i'm finally ready to tell you all what i really think about everything

1/312

game of thrones was bad long before season 8

2/312

houseplants are overrated, but not as overrated as children

3/312

carpentry is a terrible hobby for most people, but especially people who like having fingers

4/312

mpg is a much more sensible way to measure fuel consumption than l/100km

5/312

these are all hills i'm willing to die on, by the way

6/312

skinner is overrated. so is maslow. so is milgram. so is rogers. allport is underrated. james is rated correctly

7/312

umber is one of the worst colors but one of the best color names

8/312

not only are meanings not in the head, they're not even in this universe

9/312

nobody *really* prefers stand-up paddleboarding to kayaking

10/312

the best reason to ask other people for advice is that it makes them feel good to give it

11/312

there has never been a genuinely good karaoke performance of bohemian rhapsody

12/312

aliens didn't build the pyramids but they did help dig the suez canal

14/312 (i skipped 13, i'm superstitious)

masking tape is the best of all the tapes

15/312

if at first you don't succeed you can't conclude much of anything

16/312

there is no such thing as a "fun" road trip game

17/312

if you don't like what you see when you look at yourself in the mirror, you may be suffering from body dysmorphic disorder and you should consider seeking help

18/312

nobody has ever regretted buying a case for their phone

19/312