Aberdeen Bars as Crisp Brands: A Thread
Soul = Tyrells Root Veg Crisps
super expensive but all in all just disappointing. much like purchasing a root veg crisp the only purpose served by soul is providing a blair waldorf aesthetic.
Rev = Kettlechips
Much like Rev with Siberia, Kettlechips think they’re better than Sensations when in reality they’re just overpriced and slightly unwhelming. Much like revs cocktails they’d be fine if they were half the price.
Slains = Space Raiders
affordable, underrated & an edgy aesthetic. this bar/crisp is an underrated gem with lots of character - even your friends who aren’t keen end up loving it once they give it a go. you get your money’s worth and leave feeling satisfied 10/10
Paramount = Pringles
y’know what they wouldn’t be your first choice of crisps but if they’re out on the table you’re still gonna enjoy them.Same with para, never your first choice but still very possible to have an enjoyable night. 6.5/10!
Bardots = Hula Hoops
A legend!! The people’s crisp/bar! Good fun & guaranteed to get the troops in a good mood & ready to party! Deserves farrrr more recognition - keep being you queen! i see you & ur doing amazing x
Triplekirk’s = McCoys
No nonsense & no frills but rustic & full of character! a very reliable choice- everyone is guaranteed to enjoy! big dick energy!
Justice Mill = Wotsits
The only thing they’ve got going for them is they’re cheap the rest is underwhelming and honestly a little sad.
Jam Jar = Skips
The loud funky exterior tricks you into thinking your in for a night of extreme flavour & fun fun fun! However walking into jam jar is much like opening a pack of skips, you realise it’s actually kinda dead and the vibe is non-existent
Pro = Salt and Shake
bad packaging & bad crisps. everything about both this bar and these crisps is a 0/10. no flavour, slightly soggy and they still have the audacity to charge tyrells prices. go girl give us nothing
Siberia = Sensations
slightly on the tory end of the price range but we can over look this as both are absolutely bursting with flavour and are a guaranteed good time. perfect for all occasions & an all-time favourite everyone will love! unproblematic & never disappoints!
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