Honorary mention.

Lady: Schrödinger, I think I'm pregnant and it's for you.

Erwin Schrödinger [Physicist/Quantum Mechanics]: We will have to cut that belly open to see if the baby is alive, if it's there at all.
Lady: John, I think I'm pregnant and it's for you.

John Locke [Realism]: *kicks her stomach* You don't need to think again.
Lady: Friedrich, I think I'm pregnant and it's for you.

Friedrich Nietzsche [Existentialism]: There are greater things in life to worry about. Like, if you or that foetus OR both of you will live to see tomorrow.
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