I’m gonna be in the car for the next seven or eight hours with my mother-in-law, so this thread will be for that entertainment.

“I see a lot of trees.”
— Tuppers Plains, Ohio

“I just saw my garbage truck. My garbage man lives down here.”

(I did not see a truck.)

— Somehere south of Tuppers Plains

“That used to be an Arthur Treacher’s.”

— Pomeroy

“I bought a bunch of baby furniture down here.”

— Welcome to Gallipolis, Ohio, birthplace of Area Husband.

Area Husband and Mother-in-Law in disagreement over the route of a bus that last ran sometime in the 1960s between Point Pleasant and Huntington, so if we have any experts on that particular issue, holla at me.

“So where is the Sonic? You said you had ice cream at Sonic. Did you have anything fancy?”

(This trip to Sonic happened six full days ago and this question was completely unrelated to anything currently being discussed.)