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Minus 10. The FIH can fuck off tbh (said with love and respect to our beloved International Governing Body).
+10 - played on shale
+10 - used a wooden stick
+10 - cleared the fence behind the goal (+5 for damaging a car there)
-5 - forgetting the away kit
-10 - washing the away kit
-10 - leaving club for rival club.
-20 - not buying jugs owed.
+10 - used a wooden stick
+10 - cleared the fence behind the goal (+5 for damaging a car there)
-5 - forgetting the away kit
-10 - washing the away kit
-10 - leaving club for rival club.
-20 - not buying jugs owed.
+10 - played at @LeeValleyHTC
-10 - mentioning having played at LVHTC.
+10 - been a promoted team
-10 - mentioning having been promoted
+20 - Captaining a promoted team
-20 - mentioning having been a promoted captain (-5 for subsequent mentions).
-10 - mentioning having played at LVHTC.
+10 - been a promoted team
-10 - mentioning having been promoted
+20 - Captaining a promoted team
-20 - mentioning having been a promoted captain (-5 for subsequent mentions).
+10 - played in the 1s
+10 - played in the 7s**
-5 - played in the 2s*
-5 - played in the 6s*
*you wanted to be a 1s player, admit it.
**replace for your own highest number.
+10 - played in the 7s**
-5 - played in the 2s*
-5 - played in the 6s*
*you wanted to be a 1s player, admit it.
**replace for your own highest number.
+10 - been on a club committee
-10 - led a club committee
( +inf - being social media exec etc )
+10 - been a Captain
+20 - been a Club Captain
-10 - led a club committee
( +inf - being social media exec etc )
+10 - been a Captain
+20 - been a Club Captain
+10 - driven to an away game
+20 - driven to an away game in @CarlisleHC (miss y’all)
-10 - thrown up in the car on the way back from an away game
+10 - thrown up in the car on the way *to* an away game.
+20 - driven to an away game in @CarlisleHC (miss y’all)
-10 - thrown up in the car on the way back from an away game
+10 - thrown up in the car on the way *to* an away game.
+5 - meeting a fellow hockeyist IRL, and remembering they have an nickname which may not work IRL, before you introduce them.
+10 - as above but introducing “Cleavage”/“Lovechild”before you remember (Etc)
+10 - as above but introducing “Cleavage”/“Lovechild”before you remember (Etc)
+20 - for being the one who always has tape/a spare shammy
-5 - every time you’ve borrowed tape/shammy grip
-5 - every time you’ve borrowed tape/shammy grip
-50 - unnessary Aerial.
+50 - that perfect aerial which splits the D...
+50 - that perfect aerial which splits the D...
