#AugustAuthorChallenge2020
introduce my mentors? The Thumb and finger pool, my crit group. In The Sadeiest, I put their names as victims of my serial killer, Sinclair, who collected their thumbs and fingers. An awesome group of writers - Sinclair will introduce them all: mwah ha
@atkin_annie A writer of epic fantasy and hard-boiled westerns (see how talented she is? I should cut off her damn face next). She has a dog that would taste nice and a husband with a beard that wouldn't. She is so talented it makes me want to puke. Her finger has red nail polish
@JPStewartWriter He depresses me. With all his pretty book covers and clever plot twists and fucking voice. His book Beneath these giants - is going to win Hugos and he's going to be even smugger than he is about his beautiful young family. God, he deserved what I did to him.
@CookieM72 The famous cookie. "Tipping point" was so named, because she couldn't write after losing her thumb. She could only tap away at the keyboard to write the magnificent novel, coming out in September on #darkstroke books. It was called tapping point but she missed the A
@AnnDudzinski God I hated this one. So fucking POLISHED and historically accurate and always so damn happy and helpful and FINGERLESS! HA! I stored her manuscript away from the public in the library because she belongs to ME. No one else. She's my little genius. MINE. BLAGH. GAH!
@NBCraven1 Was a monster. He broke my nose. Smashed my ribs. Wrote urban fantasy so quick it cut me to the core. And all with that massive smile and team effort motivational happiness, you know his kids loved him. So I broke him. Finger for finger. I savoured him. You should too.
@Kim_grebert Always questioning. Always picking away at my masterpiece. Always finding problems problems problems. Her finger is gone, only bones remain. I devoured it like chicken fingers, straight off the bone. One day I will write like her, live the dream.
@laura_trigger the last here in the twitterverse, owner of the secret plot hole I have buried, the one that saw the handkerchief.
I shall say no more. One day she will be famous and rich and I will still need her help. Dammit. Seriously. I still haven't solved it.
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