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A definitive listing of Nepali tweeters, Part 1 (in no order).
Disclaimer: This list is not meant to mock any one person and is clearly exaggerated. Just meant for fun
Disclaimer: This list is not meant to mock any one person and is clearly exaggerated. Just meant for fun
1. The boomers: Subha prabhat “memes”, poetry and mad likes/RT’s on poetry, close-up chin profile pics, pictures of books laid out in a specific pattern over bed sheet. Occassionaly comment “buwa aamako ko tarfa bata socheko chha ki chhaina? on your ‘nepali parent’ jokes”
2. The high functioning depressed ones: Have mad original jokes/memes because of childhood trauma, mostly middle child, addicted to twitter, haven’t hydrated in the last 2 hours, nervous nail-biting.
3. The art connoisseurs: RT’s indie music and underrated YouTube artists, have mad respect for art in general, quotes friends’ poetry and podcasts, this emoji 
, usually cancer or pisces zodiacs, man buns
, usually cancer or pisces zodiacs, man buns
4. The “wokes”: Most probably went to elite school, has “intersectional feminist” on bio, love to stir the pot and call people out on imperfect activism. Listens to Tame Impala/Prateek Kuhad. Long paragraph texters
5. The wokes: Activism career, don’t tweet much but when they do, they hit the nail right on the wall, also long paragraph texters
6. The misandrists: Misandrist and proud. Exhausted of societal gender norms and have a tight-knit community of friends on twitter that is ready to fight haters
7. The eggplants: “Jata hawa laagyo tetai dhalkine”: Will support their friends no matter what their friends believe in because they’re friends. Quotes: “I mean….if you look at the other hand, that kinda makes sense”
8. The creepers: who’ll take your jokes as a green light to DM or flirt with you.
The sub-tweeters: will attack you without you even knowing; when asked who this tweet was for, they’ll fold like (“do not trust this fugly slut”. “Omg I wasn’t even referencing them”)
Part 2 coming soon
