tangentially related to those last tweets, my most recent claim to fame: going in a hardware store on Columbus at around 90th, and the guy working there seemed to recognize me, and said, hey where's your friend? 1/

I am, of course, completely confused, and I said, "my friend?" And he said, "yeah, your friend, Bruce." 2/

we sorted out that I wasn't whoever he thought, but he clarified that he was talking about Bruce Willis and as near as I can figure, I resembled a friend with whom he had once come into the hardware store. 3/

So I didn't get mistaken for the celebrity, I got mistaken for the random friend of the celebrity.

My claim to fame in this case is that I look like a guy who knows Bruce Willis. I mean, I don't look like *I* know Bruce Willis. I look like some other guy who knows Bruce Willis.