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Common phrases used by Top Reds and Olesexuals
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"Trust the process"
Meaning: To back the manager and team blindly regardless of the result because you are:
1. Too dumb to think for yourself
2. Too blind to see for yourself
3. Stupid
4. Having too much pride that you're unable to admit you were wrong
Meaning: To back the manager and team blindly regardless of the result because you are:
1. Too dumb to think for yourself
2. Too blind to see for yourself
3. Stupid
4. Having too much pride that you're unable to admit you were wrong
"He is only *Insert whatever age* !!"
Meaning: To disregard a player's poor performances by blaming it on their age despite the fact that they are employed by the biggest football club in England and the 3rd Richest football club.
Meaning: To disregard a player's poor performances by blaming it on their age despite the fact that they are employed by the biggest football club in England and the 3rd Richest football club.
"Premier League proven!!"
Meaning: A phrase usually spoken by xenophobic English speaking fans who watches 0 football outside the pl and the English national team and thinks football outside England are ALL "Farmers League". They are mostly racists
Meaning: A phrase usually spoken by xenophobic English speaking fans who watches 0 football outside the pl and the English national team and thinks football outside England are ALL "Farmers League". They are mostly racists
"Maureen wanted to sell AM9 MR10 and PP6!!"
Meaning: Spoken by salty Rashford Martial and Pogba fans who thinks Mourinho has "enslaved" their idols when in reality, all 3 get regular game time. IQs usually lower than their height(in metres) and standards usually in Tartarus
Meaning: Spoken by salty Rashford Martial and Pogba fans who thinks Mourinho has "enslaved" their idols when in reality, all 3 get regular game time. IQs usually lower than their height(in metres) and standards usually in Tartarus
"Maureen plays boring football!!"
Meaning: Usually spoken by the "SAF worshippers cult" who suffers from PTSDs after seeing Jose Mourinho destroy their God and Idol time after time after time. Salty bunch with IQs ranging from Freezer temperature to Room temperature
Meaning: Usually spoken by the "SAF worshippers cult" who suffers from PTSDs after seeing Jose Mourinho destroy their God and Idol time after time after time. Salty bunch with IQs ranging from Freezer temperature to Room temperature
"Mourinho is finished"
Meaning: Usually spoken by salty rashford, martial, pogba and SAF fans as mentioned above. Refuses to acknowledge the fact that Jose Mourinho himself won more trophies than Man United since his career started in 2001:
Jose-23 trophies
Man Utd-16 trophies
Meaning: Usually spoken by salty rashford, martial, pogba and SAF fans as mentioned above. Refuses to acknowledge the fact that Jose Mourinho himself won more trophies than Man United since his career started in 2001:
Jose-23 trophies
Man Utd-16 trophies
"Player X(Age over 29) is too old!!"
Meaning: Usually spoken by teens who get their knowledge of football off fifa and ft. Partially influenced by their dear manager Ole who is a Nonce as well
These lot are simply retarded
Meaning: Usually spoken by teens who get their knowledge of football off fifa and ft. Partially influenced by their dear manager Ole who is a Nonce as well
These lot are simply retarded
"Give Ole time!!"
Meaning: To ignore his results and hope for the best despite him having no CV and has shown no tactics to prove otherwise. Blind delusion at it's finest
Meaning: To ignore his results and hope for the best despite him having no CV and has shown no tactics to prove otherwise. Blind delusion at it's finest
"Rome wasn't built in a day!!"
Meaning: same as above
Meaning: same as above
"Progress!!"
Meaning: Refusing to acknowledge that Ole has stagnated the team at 66 points and instead, declaring he plays "attractive" football and "improved" rashford and martial instead
Meaning: Refusing to acknowledge that Ole has stagnated the team at 66 points and instead, declaring he plays "attractive" football and "improved" rashford and martial instead
"The first half of the season wasn't fair!! Everyone was injured!!"
Meaning: An excuse given specifically to Ole as Man United is the only club who suffered from injuries and Ole the "Brilliant tactician" was unable to work with what he had
Meaning: An excuse given specifically to Ole as Man United is the only club who suffered from injuries and Ole the "Brilliant tactician" was unable to work with what he had
"Plastic!!"
"Liverpool fan!!"
"Support yer local!"
Meaning: The reply that they'll give you when you give them factual info that they are unable to counter OR when you beat them in an argument
Simply a way to change the topic to prevent themselves from being embarrassed further
"Liverpool fan!!"
"Support yer local!"
Meaning: The reply that they'll give you when you give them factual info that they are unable to counter OR when you beat them in an argument
Simply a way to change the topic to prevent themselves from being embarrassed further
