Anyways, for now I’ve got a random horny hypothetical for y’all to consider.
Imagine a pride of hunky lions loading up on greasy fast food before embarking on a super long road trip. The windows would be locked, and eventually someone would have to let one rip...
*sniff sniff*
“Augh! Seriously Lars? Again??”
“Huh? That one wasn’t me...”
(Cut to the one lion in the front seat smirking and exhaling softly)
“Oops~”
“Omg Jack that was FOUL. Wtf did you eat!?”
“Phew, the same things you guys did...”
Eventually the bickering would lead to someone else cutting a FAT one in the car, purposefully or accidentally, and from there it’d just devolve into a huge fart off between the gassy felines as they became unable to or tired of holding in all of their pent up gas.
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