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i am at bar trivia. they asked my team the tie breaker question: “which came first: taylor swift or the gameboy?”
obviously my first follow up question was “do you mean when she was born or when she rose to fame?”
WELL THAT COMPLETELY SENT THEM.
WELL THAT COMPLETELY SENT THEM.
“obviously when she was born. DO YOU KNOW WHEN SHE BECAME FAMOUS!!!?!???”
“i mean yeah her debut album was 2006?”
they are fully hooting and hollering now. everyone’s looking. the hosts are bewildered. i simply am trying to win.
“i mean yeah her debut album was 2006?”
they are fully hooting and hollering now. everyone’s looking. the hosts are bewildered. i simply am trying to win.
me: “ok well anyway she was born 1989 so gameboy was probably first.”
hosts: “gameboy was summer of 1989..”
me: “oh then i’m right cuz she was december.”
they’re on the floor at this point. i am saying things literal babies know!?!?
hosts: “gameboy was summer of 1989..”
me: “oh then i’m right cuz she was december.”
they’re on the floor at this point. i am saying things literal babies know!?!?
hosts: do you know her exact birthday??? her parents names? her CATS names??!??!!
to make a long story short, i answered all these questions correctly, my team won nothing, and an old man complimented my taylor swift knowledge :/
to make a long story short, i answered all these questions correctly, my team won nothing, and an old man complimented my taylor swift knowledge :/
@taylorswift13 please notice me, i’m spreading the gospel out here
like ask me something hard? like the color of joe’s yogurt shop uniform?
