Folks I regret to inform you that the funniest shit has happened.

BREAKING: Hell is now privatized.

Every single one of us is going to die. That's the deal. Not every single one of us, however, is going to build a fascist propaganda apparatus whose sole purpose is exploiting low-info working class people into advocating for the billionaire pharaohs who are destroying them.

I feel worse for the innocent people who were infected and killed in part due to TPUSA's "Covid is a Red Plot to Weaken the Führer" grift than I do for the rich prick who helped infect and kill them. Sorry.

It will also be good when the world loses W., Cheney and Rumsfeld. What would push their demise into “funniest shit” territory however is if they died from a Tomahawk missile that a foreign government dropped on their houses for no reason. It’s too bad this must be explained.