You open up the Bravo App, & see two games going... But it’s 3:00am.

You remember the Judge’s quote to Mike from Rounders:
“We can't run from ourselves, our destiny chooses us.”

You call the UBER, load up the backpack, and smile.

You sick fuck.

That’s me, backpack live pro.
B $5/10 4:00am

Seat 5 raise 30
Seat 2 90
We AKdd SB 270
Win
Original Raiser slams chips/folds.

Seat 5:
Late 30’s, white male with a tattoo of a tear next to his right eye.

I know what that means. He’s ‘caught’ a body

Mind:
“Why didn’t I show? Will I be tattoo number 2?”
Update B 4:30

Seat 1
He has shades hanging from his shirt. Usually OK, but it’s 4:00am, so he doesn’t give a fuck. He limps.

UTG1 raise 40
We shoot him up again to $120 AQo

UTG cold calls... see what I mean!
UTG1 call

QJ8r
UTG leads 200
Fold
We slam
Call
Hold v KTo
Update 5:00am Bellagio $5/10

Went to the bathroom, and a hooker said ‘Hi’ to me... Must be a slow night.

She didn’t look awful, but mama taught me better.

I want a nice girl, with some thick legs.

(Sighting of alleged hooker below)
Bellagio 5:30

We stacked “Night Shades” again.
Limp/Limp/Shades $40/We call BB with 22/Limpers Call - Flop Q52r

Rest is History.

In more good news, fan fav “How’s your Head Game?” aka “The Husband” just walked into the room. I assume, he probably knows the girl outside.
Bellagio $5/10 6:00am

I knew this would happen...

Lesson Incoming:

If you want to be “BackPack Live Pro”, you need to do it with class.

Don’t be a backpack live pro hoe.
Don’t just leave it all out there for everyone to see.

Put your bag under the table.

#stayclassy
Update: 6:45am 5/10 B

Seat 4:
The Villain from last thread, formally “Sunshine” is now “Sunrise”.
Sunshine = too insulting.

But he just tried to 3B me first CO v BU and I brought the black clouds upon him with the A9s 4B.
He folded

Inner Thoughts.
Am I Alpha-BackPack?
Update: 7:30am B $5/10

Seat 6:
28 year old white male, with a mask 😷 that says “The Golden Donkey” request bomb pots. My response is: “How much?”

Seat 4: “Sunrise”, says ‘nah I’m out’

Lesson:
If a Pro says bomb pots, you can say no

If Golden Donkey says it, just do it.
Immediate update:

As I was writing the last thought piece...
“Golden Donkey” goes for it heavy with naked 6x as a set blocker.

The set blocker allin move is a gorilla 🦍 strength move. And if anyone pull it off, it’s a golden donkey.

He rebought full stack ❤️

Bomb pot soon?
9:00am B update:

We lost the golden donkey/gorilla... for now.

New Hand v Sunrise:
What’s your play?
5 handed 5/10
UTG Sunrise (3K) $30
We defend 76hh BB (cover)
Flop Jh 9c 6c
Check
Sunrise $40
We $130
Call

Turn 2s (Fuck this turn)

Check? What’s the plan?
Bet? How much?
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