What I learned today:

1. WE Charity has a weird way of running things, but it's the PM's fault.

2. Mme Trudeau speaks on a topic where she has lived experience, and receives payment for the extra things she's asked to do as part of the speaking engagement, but it's the PM's

2. fault. He should have known his mother's every move (note to self: must ask Mum for her schedule, in case I get blamed for something she does, whether it's for good or for bad, so I can then blame the PM for it).

3. Everyone related to the PM, and everyone who isn't in any

3. way affiliated with the PM should pay their own expenses if they are asked to speak at charitable events, because if they don't--you guessed it--it's the PM's fault. This includes Mrs. MacKay. Yep. It does. Really!

4. It has been established that the civil service made the

4. contract with WE, but news agencies and their pundits don't care about facts, but it's all right, because ultimately, the fact they are too stupid to be commenting on the weather, let alone politics, is the PM's fault.

I could keep going, but just noting those 4 observations has tired me out.