heads up: it appears that Antifa came into my house and unplugged my phone last night so it didn't charge—this morning I woke up and it was at 11%. be vigilant

Antifa also left my dome light on in my car one time in 2012

also, not that it matters at this point, but Antifa also prevented me from finishing my physics homework once my senior year of high school. this was a long time ago but if you're out there, Mr. LaPorte, that's what happened with that assignment

why can I never get these bluetooth headphones to connect to my phone? also antifa

an avocado on my kitchen counter, just yesterday, was almost ripe, and today it's spoiled—obviously the work of antifa

UPDATE: my dog has just notified me that he is now antifa

sorry, minor correction to that: he actually just wants to go for a walk

however, antifa did use all the mustard and then put the bottle back in the fridge as if it wasn't empty, which is basically terrorism