This is not a drill.... there is a massive Bat in my house flying around and I have no idea what to do except scream and run away from it. Send help 🦇
I have just managed to lock it in the bathroom.... but now I need to wee. WHAT DO I DO PEOPLE! HELP!!!
OMFG
THIS IS NOT A ZUBAT JOKE YOU GUYS! I AM FLIPPING OUT 😱
OK I’m gonna run in screaming with a towel over my head and open the window..... tell my cat Logan that I love him if I don’t make it out....
WINDOW IS OPEN THANK GOD!! That is the second most scared I have ever been in a bathroom...... 🦇😱
🦇🖕🏻
Sorry for swearing a lot in that video - It has been an ordeal....
IT HAS GONE!!!! 😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Dear lord - where is the Nurofen.... What a terrifying saga. I well remember this fearful night for as long as I live. I will share it at all campfires forever more.... 🧟‍♂️🔥
Me telling the chilling story of the “Bat in the Flat” at a Midnight Society meeting....
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