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Never done this but today I’m calling someone out. Whoever the person is, you’ll find at the end of this short thread. I’ll make my case, short, precise and concise as I can. Stay with me...
People who know me very well know I’m picky I am when it comes to food. So I got a DM from an account( you’ll find the name in the thread as you proceed) asking me for my number cos I had won “free food”. As usual everyone likes food so I was excited.
Again, one food I do not wish to be in the same space with is FRIED RICE 
. That food tastes like carbon paper but I digress. This account that promised me free food offered to give me this same food that tasted like carbon paper all my life. Ano bore.
. That food tastes like carbon paper but I digress. This account that promised me free food offered to give me this same food that tasted like carbon paper all my life. Ano bore.
My phone rang it was this guy telling me to give him my location because he has “my food”. I was like no I just left the kitchen, I finished my food. He said and I quote “me nni time, woy3 aaa m3di o. Me mpo ekom de me masa”. Smh 
I cooperated and fast forward he delivered “my food” that was with him. I kid you not, I stared at the package for close to 2hours not knowing what to do to it. YES! Finally I gathered courage, opened the package and I liked what I saw in all honesty.
Okay long and short, Aduane no asa!
This is the part I do the calling out. I’m calling out @Didi_ust and @cole__xy for managing to hide this great and tasty FRIED RICE from me for my 17years of stay on this earth. Yes, they promised me a great meal but they lied. THE MEAL WAS PERFECT.
This is the part I’ll sue them. I’m giving them 72hours to explain to us how they’re able to serve us such a perfect meal at an affordable price. 72hours!! No more, no less. If you’ve ever tasted their meal, add your voice. I rest my case. Good evening.
