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Trent Alexander-Arnold would lob the salad at you accurately with a perfect curve, and do it the exact same way every single day. https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1288091196850450433
Sergio Busquets would give you the salad, but he'd place it in the area of the table that he wants you to be.
Andrea Pirlo would throw the salad at you from the end of the garden, and you'd receive it with no pressure.
James Maddison would slot the salad through the doorway, under the table, and on the plate, when it looked nearly impossible to do so.
Adama Traore would dress the salad with amazing sauces and toss it beautifully, but when he gives it to you it ends up on the ceiling.
Declan Rice would only give you the salad if you were within 10 yards of him.
Arjen Robben can only hand you the salad if he's sitting on the left side of the table.
Luis Suarez would eat the salad.
Shkodran Mustafi would hand you the salad, then as you hand it back to him he'll immediately drop it, stand still and appeal for offside.
David Luiz would give you the salad, then when you give it back, he'd keep backing away from you further and further until he fouls you and concedes a pen.
Alisson would steal the salad from the table really awkwardly, then when he passed it to you it goes dead straight and you chest the salad down easily.
Mesut Özil would only pass you the salad once every 10 dinners, and wouldn't even be at the table for the rest of them.
