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If you're going to bring demon sperm into things, you really shouldn't conflate nephilim with incubi and succubi.
(Today in “sentences I never thought I'd write…”)
(Today in “sentences I never thought I'd write…”)
Nephilim are angels who “found the daughters of Men fair” and lay with them to produce giants. They’re technically not “demons” at all.
Succubi and incubi are flat-out demons (i.e., those who rebelled with Lucifer and were cast into the pit) who wander around sexing humans at night, harvesting sperm and putting it places.
It’s worth noting that demons don’t have sperm of their own (there are reams of theological debate about this) and are forced to stealing it from mortal wet dreams.
Now, there’s some confusion over whether succubi shift into incubi to impregnate mortal women with sperm stolen during the succubi phase or...
…whether the succubi just hand the spooge over to incubi for inseminating mortal women. Fevered Inquisition theologians were quite exercised on the question, as they were on the question of…
…witches stealing mortal dicks and lining entire nests with them.
I mean, sounds unsanitary, but you do you, figment of a monk’s imagination!
I mean, sounds unsanitary, but you do you, figment of a monk’s imagination!
All of this is to say if you’re going to blame the ‘rona on demons you need to use the terms properly.
Otherwise it’s just silly.
Otherwise it’s just silly.
And if you can’t hear the sarcasm in this thread, well, I can’t help you.
I’m not even going to get into why monks, especially of the Dominican order, were so obsessed with disembodied dicks and where the demon-harvested spooge went.
I have SOME couth.
I have SOME couth.
(Literally canNOT wait for the first “well actually” or sealion on this thread...)
