Watching PLL games so far showcased one of the things I love about lacrosse. The wide range of different bods that can compete at the highest level. No disrespect, but we got these NFL tight ends Rabil and Buczek and Romar neutralized by skinny LSMs
and Ghittelman And Cloutier with their Bowling ball bods with the nicest hands ever. Law could be my 8th grade math teacher. Ament is an average Male in the US. We got the Most coordinated humans on the planet (Mostly Canucks) literally waddling around the field picking corners.
Baptiste, yes he’s got the brains and the charm and the fastest hands ever and tough as nails but we all know if it wasn’t lax he’d be one of those Olympic broom guys in curling.
We got long haired two way hippies who’s calves are the size of their thighs (me included) sprinting 5 miles per game, cross checking 300lbs per slam (new measurement BTW). There’s a Pro Wrestler on the Atlas (love you Scotty). I’ve seen 19 official dad bods in the locker rooms
Speaking of Dads, K18 is a 2x Dad in his late 40’s with the gut to prove it and still stroking 2 bombs off his back foot. I’d love to see you go thru the middle though Kyle, just once so your daughter knows you don’t just run away from people and pick corners... #BOOCH (Luv u!)
Also at one point, one of the best LSM’s in the world was George Costanza... aka @Bocko7.

This has always been a chirp on our sport. But I think this game is too dynamic to end up only having 6’5 220 DAVID (pronounced Dah-veed) LeBron/Gronk thoroughbred bods...
There’s way more Steph Curry than LeBron in our game. Which is exciting cuz your height, your weight, your speed, your coordination, your strength are not that limiting of factors! So kids, TAKE WHATEVER BOD YOU GOT AND FIND YOUR SPOT! Love your bod! They’re all really great bods
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