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And then there’s that time where #ScottyTheSaviour - with some help - miraculously turned water into mine
And when #ScottyTheSaviour was born, three lies men from the East came bearing gifts of coal, Franking credits and Murdoch.
And then, in the Garden of Getsenemie, #ScottyTheSaviour laid his hand upon the Lord and said “This is my leader. I’m very ambitious for him”.
And lo, #ScottyTheSaviour did say to the gathered crowd - Doona unto others as you would have them doona to you
And then #ScottyTheSaviour went to the Photo Opportunity to be worshipped, and seeing that the truth seekers had gathered there, angrily rejected their questions from the premises.
And on the third day, #ScottyTheSaviour rose from the bed, and rolled back the stone from the tomb, and returned to Canberra for a few days to save humanity (again).
And one day, seeing some fisherman on the shore of the Galilee Basin, #ScottyTheSaviour called to Andy and Simon (called Petey) and said unto them "I will make you fishers of mentions. And my special curry"
And on the next day #ScottyTheSaviour did all the Sations of The Cross
