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The pro-BJ politician (white jacket) suggested taking welfare from the elderly. Bc most people on my timeline are too polite to attempt to translate this verbatim, here's my public service in the name of the elderly and in service of this woman's poetic feat of profanity. THREAD: https://twitter.com/mikhailhkmy/status/1287667904909983745
Old woman: "Were you pulled from the doors of your mother's cunt to be this arrogant? You are unhinged. The things you are saying are not the words of someone who was born from a human. I dare you to speak honestly as if you weren't repressing your own heart."
"OK, right. I'm sure everyone has a clear idea of what your sentiments are. [Let's move on.]"
"Do you even have a mother? Do you have a mother??"
"OK, right. Do you have another point of view to add?"
"We need others to care for us, and one day when you are old you will have..."
"Do you even have a mother? Do you have a mother??"
"OK, right. Do you have another point of view to add?"
"We need others to care for us, and one day when you are old you will have..."
"...to rely on others to care for you too. Yet you assume that you will have a life of uninterrupted stability. No misfortunes. One day, you'll fall in a sewer & eat shit. I don't believe that you'll live so infallibly in a life of luxury forever. It would be out of sheer luck."
"Right. OK, your speech is starting to repeat itself. Thank you."
Translator's note: I really struggled with the choice of whether to call it "the doors of your mother's cunt" or "the lips of your mother's cunt." Both are just as lurid and direct. "Door," the literal translation, seems to make this speech all the more iconic.
As @silanfa reminded me, granny linguistically unpacked "cunt" with her choice of the word "door" here. We must stan all elders, especially elders who are as profane, subversive and lead us to revelations in Canto colloquialisms as she https://twitter.com/silanfa/status/1287974601394401281?s=20
