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East African countries as siblings
A thread:
A thread:
Uganda 
The family black sheep who every one hates because they're always drunk and out partying, spending money they don't have, and seem to be happy when all conditions show they should be miserable. What's so funny, Uganda?
The family black sheep who every one hates because they're always drunk and out partying, spending money they don't have, and seem to be happy when all conditions show they should be miserable. What's so funny, Uganda?
Kenya 
The one who studied abroad for two years but came back with a British accent and is always pointing out which thing is “cool” now because they think they have a closer connection to Western pop culture. Loves telling everyone they make the best tea.
The one who studied abroad for two years but came back with a British accent and is always pointing out which thing is “cool” now because they think they have a closer connection to Western pop culture. Loves telling everyone they make the best tea.
Rwanda
The quiet sibling who gets things done, but will also beat your ass if you get in their way. Speaks French fluently and has the best etiquette of the bunch, but has a secret bad habit they won't let anyone talk about.
The quiet sibling who gets things done, but will also beat your ass if you get in their way. Speaks French fluently and has the best etiquette of the bunch, but has a secret bad habit they won't let anyone talk about.
Tanzania
The slow sibling. Always tries their best but still lags behind. Gets the joke 4 weeks after everyone else and still laughs out loud. Older than Kenya; claims they're the blueprint - Kenya just copied them. Sometimes forgets the other siblings exist.
The slow sibling. Always tries their best but still lags behind. Gets the joke 4 weeks after everyone else and still laughs out loud. Older than Kenya; claims they're the blueprint - Kenya just copied them. Sometimes forgets the other siblings exist.
Burundi
The one the parents gave up on. Everyone is just letting them do their thing at this point.
The one the parents gave up on. Everyone is just letting them do their thing at this point.
South Sudan
The half-sibling who grew up with their stepmother so is still figuring out how to fit in. But the stepmother was very rich, so they always have money to spend.
The half-sibling who grew up with their stepmother so is still figuring out how to fit in. But the stepmother was very rich, so they always have money to spend.
The Horn (Eritrea
Somalia
Ethiopia
Djibouti
)
The cousins. But the parents are embarrassed by their children, so they always push the cousins to the front when visitors come over.
Somalia EthiopiaDjibouti)The cousins. But the parents are embarrassed by their children, so they always push the cousins to the front when visitors come over.
Fin.
Fight, but gently. You know I'm right.
Fight, but gently. You know I'm right.
Understand that if you want to fight, you're squaring up against a Penguin with a panga. Is that the legacy you want to leave behind?
