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Worried about maintaining follower count over the down period? Follow this ten point plan for guaranteed success:
1. Copy an absolutely amazing thread someone else just posted
1. Copy an absolutely amazing thread someone else just posted
2. Hope this joke is funny (and understood)
3. Panic that this will now actually lose me followers
4. Realise you’ve started something now and need to write 7 more posts that keep people reading so they don’t just think you’re a twat trying to be funny
5. Give credit again to the post you’re copying. Just in case they didn’t realise this was a joke and a compliment to their brilliant thread
6. Realise that you absolutely hate posts that announce follower numbers and/or request more followers...whilst realising this is pretty much the same thing. D’oh!
7. I really need something vaguely FPL related now don’t I... I didn’t own Pope until GW37+ and I took a hit to bring him in for Foster who saved a bloody penalty #FPL
8. Wonder how many have got this far.
9. Ah!! He said Polls are good:
10. OK I did it. We did it in fact. Let me offer some shallow praise to you for getting this far so you feel special and give me a pity follow.
