So in neighbourhood news I have noticed that two doors down has built a taller fence along their back garden but thought little of it (other than it's weird than there are now two fences on that side back to back)
However Stephen was informed by the neighbour between us that she was hanging up some baskets on her fence and stepped on a little wall that's in her garden, but this put her head above the neighbours' fence.
And was to be greeted by the sight of two-doors-down-from-us-neighbour sunbathing naked with his legs in the air (?)
She said to Stephen - and I quote - 'all I could see was a massive pair of balls. I couldn't get to sleep last night because all I was thinking about were massive balls'
She told Stephen that upon informing her husband of what she had just witnessed, he seemed very unsurprised, and it's turned out he's known they were nudists for years.
Anyway that's the story as to why there is now another, taller, fence two doors down
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