Thread by @ohToBeAGoo0ner, I have a joke on @premierleague , but you'd say they are [...]

I have a joke on @premierleague , but you'd say they are not VARy best ones (1/n)

I have a joke on @Arsenal , but you dont seem to be Holding the lead (2/n)

I have a joke on @afcbournemouth , but Howe going to understand them? (3/n)

I have a joke on @OfficialBHAFC , but do you even have a Pröpper understanding? (4/n)

I have a joke on @BurnleyOfficial , but seems like you have Pope’s blessing (5/n)

I have a joke on @ChelseaFC , but you gotta Kepa your purse loose (6/n)

I have a joke on @CPFC , but Ayew going to listen to them? (7/n)

I have a joke on @AVFCOfficial , but you had a strong Targett set against it (8/n)

I have a joke on @Everton , but you are clearly Keane on ignoring them (9/n)

I have a joke on @LCFC , only for Fuchs sake, you blew it away (10/n)

I have a joke on @LFC , but you Salah get it only after 30 years (11/n)

I have a joke on @ManCity , but no one seems to remember your Sterling history before 2008 (12/n)

I have a joke on @ManUtd , but you clearly Shaw that as a foul play (13/n)

I have a joke on @NUFC , but you couldn’t Rose any higher (14/n)

I have a joke on @NorwichCityFC , but you Cantwell see from lower division (15/n)

I have a joke on @SheffieldUnited , but you are not Sharp enough to move ahead (16/n)

I have a joke on @SouthamptonFC , but the fun is Gunn beyond 9-0 clock (17/n)

I have a joke on @SpursOfficial , well Son, you are a joke *Winks* (18/n)

I have a joke on @WatfordFC , but Cleverley you lack the cojones (19/n)

I have a joke on @WestHam , but you gotta realise your Noble potential first (20/n)

I have a joke on @Wolves , but Willy stop being one dimensional? (21/n)

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