i want to play a frasier videogame
i want it to have Offer Sherry, Order Coffee, and Storm Out Dramatically mechanics
i want a narrative mini-game where you receive calls on the radio and have to choose advice options. i want a 'snob' level that rises and falls and affects your interactions with npcs
i want to play dating side quests in Romance, Neutral, or Farce modes
i want the game to reward me for successful quest or level completion with the following sorts of item: new cashmere socks; tickets for sold out operatic performances (good seats); rare ham
i want a fairly detailed interior design sim experience that, no matter what changes i make, allows only one small permanent alteration to frasier's flat to be made at one time, and heavily punishes me for straying from the haute beige colour theme
i want to play this shit in full AAA graphics, just overwhelmingly unnecessary amounts of detail. i want to be able to burst into half a dozen delis to stock up on ammo (imported cheese that niles doesn't have)
i want to fret over whether a new tie is too loud in 60 frames per second
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