I’m in my 4th favourite cafe. An old woman at the next table is eating a sausage roll through her mask.

As I looked on in disbelief, the old woman from behind the counter came over and asked me if there was a problem.
I told her there was no problem, that I was just amazed that the old woman could eat a sausage roll through her mask.

She adopted that tone she uses when she’s addressing people she considers to be beyond stupid.....
“It’s all been clarified on the social media,” she explained.

“The holes in the mesh of the mask are bigger than you think and sausage rolls are made up of microscopic atoms which can easily pass through those holes.”
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