Read on Twitter
thread of random things that sleepy emilio says on facetime:
“i’m just a musical prostitute my dear” (quoting freddie mercury btw)
“sex machine”
“leg elbows”
“do you think the trees judge us?”
“noses run and feet smell”
“promposal”
“everything’s spinning”
“the tale of despereaux”
“i’m spinning”
“the moon man called me the n word. he meant it in a nice way”
“you know how we have curtains, and they block light? what if we had curtains that blocked smell?”
“what if we could flex our eyes?”
“i’m gonna claw my eyes out. for fun.”
“i died today”
“you’re throwing my toaster strudel”
“strawberry milkshake”
“twitter...? twitter. twitter told me that they don’t care”
“repeal the 19th” 
“i want to take away my right to vote”
basically he said he wanted to become a female and then repeal the 19th so that he could lose his right to vote. odd.
basically he said he wanted to become a female and then repeal the 19th so that he could lose his right to vote. odd.
“i wanna cook an egg on the sidewalk”
“do you think there’s little men who live in rocks?”
“the cats ate them” (i think he is talking about the little men)
“watermelon bitch”
“thread will become beanie”
i told him i was making a thread of the funny things he was saying
i told him i was making a thread of the funny things he was saying
emilio: “call me bacon”
me: “ok, bacon”
emilio: “that’s racist to pigs”
me: “ok, bacon”
emilio: “that’s racist to pigs”
“goodnight psychopath”
