I work on being measured in my personal life, but I understand superfan culture. I'm not even through the pilot of #IMayDestroyYou and I'm like "WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU HURTS HER WILL DIE BY MY HAND." (I get to shows a little late, so I see spoilers, but I still love my stories!)
I also felt this exact way when I watched the pilot of
a.) fleabag
b.) killing eve
c.) schitt's creek
d.) yo gabba gabba
(okay I've never seen the pilot of YGG but I would truly learn close combat knife skills to protect DJ Lance Rock)
a.) fleabag
b.) killing eve
c.) schitt's creek
d.) yo gabba gabba
(okay I've never seen the pilot of YGG but I would truly learn close combat knife skills to protect DJ Lance Rock)
Bear in mind I am Jersey trash and felt this way after the pilot of Jersey Shore so like GRAIN OF SALT ON THIS ONE.
Oh, also pen15. Ten out of ten would do a protective murder for all the seventh graders, including the actual seventh graders.
Maybe this just has to do with being raised by people with a strange code of loyalty? Am I just watching TV like a Sicilian Scorpio?
I would fully do a murder to protect ANY character on Sesame Street, past, present, or future.
Literally killing time on Twitter doing a thread about TV characters for whom I'd murder, all because I am sad that a character I just met 23 minutes ago is going to have a bad thing happen to her. Very normal behavior, Sara.
I have to finish the pilot before one of you tweets at me "OH MY GOD THE FOURTH EPISODE SARA WAIT FOR THAT." Yes I goddamn know, I have SEEN your spoilers, it's FINE, I am working through my feelings about imaginary people, thank you.
And one of you is going to jump in with "The 4th episode is amazing but wait til the X episode." You will just respond to my previous tweet, not realizing this is a TRULY IMPORTANT THREAD, and then you will read this tweet and go, "Wow, I need to reflect on who I am."
I will catch up and read all the essays and interviews I've skipped, but if somebody doesn't talk about moisturizer and a highlight in a beauty themed listicle then beauty journalism has failed us okay bye.
As soon as the white guy got to the table in the bar with booze I yelled out loud, "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?! WHO INVITED YOU?" I don't trust him or anyone in this GODDAMN BAR.
Also I am watching this show with subtitles because I'm a patriot.