uh oh! trouble in griftworld!

one of the best low-key accounts on this topic is @TrumpEmail who has been cataloging and posting these scams forever, they are so aggressively predatory it really is an under-remarked on subject

I can’t decide if my favorite running scam they do is the ol’ LIMITED TIME 1,000% MATCH gag or the recurring flip-flop-flip-flop between giving away a limited time gold or platinum trump “card”

oh man and then there’s THE PRESIDENT DIDNT SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST AND ASKED WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS YOUR NAME YOU HAVE UNTIL 5 PM TO FIX THIS SHIT that’s a classic

it’s so funny to imagine the president sitting down and reading a list of $10 donors and sitting upright in his chair yelling at jared WHERE IS BILL BUTTLIPS OF WEST BONGWATER TEXAS HE IS MY BEST SUPPORTER

anyway obviously even the average hardcore MAGA donor isn’t stupid enough to fall for this shit more than once or twice and yet they keep running the scams back, which I am 100% certain means they are succeeding at robbing lonely & confused elderly supporters

update!

this is just incredible stuff in so many ways

these two were meant for each other, what a beautiful moment

A WILD TUCKER DRAWS NEAR!

this is now legit bonkers stuff

if tucker goes on air tonight and tells the president to clean house at the nrcc because two coffee jockeys got in a turf war pissfight over predatory text messages I’m gonna shotgun a can of spray paint