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NHL teams as folklore lyrics: A thread.
Toronto - “Fifty years is a long time.”
Toronto - “Fifty years is a long time.”
Boston - “If one thing had been different / Would everything be different today?”
Montreal - “A drug that only worked / The first few hundred times.”
Ottawa - “I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me.”
Buffalo - “Second, third, and hundredth chances.”
Detroit - “You know I didn't want to have to haunt you / But what a ghostly scene.”
Florida - “Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire.”
Tampa Bay - “I knew you'd miss me once the thrill expired.”
New York Rangers - “Don't want no other shade of blue but you.”
New York Islanders - “Cancelled plans just in case you’d call.”
(Guess who)
(Guess who)
New Jersey - “This is me trying.”
Washington - “Drunk under a streetlight.”
Philadelphia - “I hit my peak at seven.”
(Kudos for anyone who gets this)
(Kudos for anyone who gets this)
Pittsburgh - “It’s obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together.”
Carolina - “They say ‘move on,’ but you know I won't.”
Columbus - “She had a marvelous time ruining everything.”
Chicago - “Our coming of age has come and gone.”
Winnipeg - “And though I can’t recall your face. I still got love for you”
Minnesota - “I've been having a hard time adjusting.”
Dallas - “I think I’ve seen this film before/and I didn’t like the ending.”
St. Louis - “I knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs.”
Nashville - “For the boys who broke my heart”
Colorado - “And when I break, it's in a million pieces”
Seattle - “I’m doing good I’m on some new shit.”
Vegas - “When you are young they assume you know nothing.”
Vancouver - “Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?”
Edmonton - “But we were something, don’t you think so?”
Calgary - “Keep your helmet, keep your life, son”
Los Angeles - “Bad was the blood of the song in the cab. On your first trip to LA”
San Jose - “Look at this idiotic fool that you made me.”
Anaheim - “Like this godforsaken mess that you’ve made me.”
Arizona - “I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace.”
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