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Ariel Was Actually A Bad Bitch: A TED Talk in Story Order
Ariel refers to herself and other 16-year-olds as “bright young women” which reflects how SHE sees HERSELF as empowered
Gets in a fight w a shark & fuckin SCHOOLS him (saving Flounder’s life)
Ariel refers to herself and other 16-year-olds as “bright young women” which reflects how SHE sees HERSELF as empowered
Gets in a fight w a shark & fuckin SCHOOLS him (saving Flounder’s life)
Shipwreck explorer & collector of rare objects. A bitch has friends & HOBBIES
Eric is a whole ass different species & Ariel doesn’t even blink. A bitch is truly PANsexual
Eric is a whole ass different species & Ariel doesn’t even blink. A bitch is truly PANsexual
Imagine never having seen fire in your entire life, witnessing a god damn EXPLOSION, & having the wherewithal to rescue someone in all of that. A bitch is war-medic-level calm
She doesn’t ascribe to gendered beauty terms & calls Eric “beautiful”
She doesn’t ascribe to gendered beauty terms & calls Eric “beautiful”
Ariel falls in love w Eric the same way most MALE Disney characters/princes do w princesses: stumbles across them being hot & doesn’t feel the need to have a single conversation w them
She pursues Eric w no hesitation, disregarding gender norms. She was fully gonna just show the fuck up at his place: “I gotta see him again. Scuttle knows where he lives.”
Triton reminds Ariel that contact btwn the human & mer world is forbidden...
Triton reminds Ariel that contact btwn the human & mer world is forbidden...
...which means she knowingly broke the law to save Eric’s life. A bitch follows her own moral law
Ariel signs Ursula’s contract for herself. A bitch makes her own legal decisions & bets on herself agains the odds. No voice? That’s fine, I STILL GOT THIS
Ariel signs Ursula’s contract for herself. A bitch makes her own legal decisions & bets on herself agains the odds. No voice? That’s fine, I STILL GOT THIS
Fuckin PLAYS Eric like “oh I can’t walk better help me” then winks at Sebastian like “my legs work fine I’m killing the game”
A bitch has legs for ONE DAY & knows how to DANCE
Never seen a horse, yet steers a carriage like a fucking Roman chariot driver. A bitch is FEARLESS
A bitch has legs for ONE DAY & knows how to DANCE
Never seen a horse, yet steers a carriage like a fucking Roman chariot driver. A bitch is FEARLESS
Without Ursula’s meddling, Ariel would have beaten the contract WITH A FULL DAY TO SPARE. A bitch is effective
A note on Eric: he embraces Ariel’s disability (can’t speak) & WAS READY TO PROPOSE except for Ursula’s spell. A bitch (Eric) is inclusive
A note on Eric: he embraces Ariel’s disability (can’t speak) & WAS READY TO PROPOSE except for Ursula’s spell. A bitch (Eric) is inclusive
Ariel, despite watching Eric try to marry someone else, is willing to save his ass AGAIN when he’s about to be zapped
Another note on Eric: he has no problem sticking w Ariel EVEN AFTER SHE TURNS INTO HALF A FISH. A bitch (Eric) is also truly PANsexual & accepts her instantly...
Another note on Eric: he has no problem sticking w Ariel EVEN AFTER SHE TURNS INTO HALF A FISH. A bitch (Eric) is also truly PANsexual & accepts her instantly...
...& is in fact SO down, he saves Ariel from another human who morphed into a GIANT FUCKING OCTOPUS in front of his eyes. A bitch (Eric) is truly ride or die
Ariel & Eric EACH save each other’s lives twice! they commit fully (marriage) despite Ariel CHANGING SPECIES TWICE
Ariel & Eric EACH save each other’s lives twice! they commit fully (marriage) despite Ariel CHANGING SPECIES TWICE
Ariel, after all this, knew exactly what she wanted from the start. She was told by her father she couldn’t know her own mind. Too young, too naive.
I submit that a bitch wanted legs BEFORE she knew Eric existed. She sings “Part of Your World” before EVER seeing Eric’s ship
I submit that a bitch wanted legs BEFORE she knew Eric existed. She sings “Part of Your World” before EVER seeing Eric’s ship
Ariel knew her truth (wants to be human) & risked it all to live that way. She knew her mind, made her own decisions, & trusted herself. Eric was just a (very worthwhile) bonus for a young woman who defied her entire society to become the human she always wanted to be 
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk: Ariel Was Actually A Bad Bitch
Addendum (almost forgot): when Ursula has the triton & is about to zap her man, Ariel pops off her coquetas & straight GRABS A BITCH BY THE HAIR. lest we forget - Ariel will fuck you up without so much as a word 
