Castle Meinster. Hoo, boy, is it spooky!

Oh yeah. Totally spooky.

"You don't know what you've done. But I do."

"There's nothing to be afraid of now. I am a doctor; Doctor Van Helsing."

"There's usually a good reason for all these old customs."

"Have you heard of the cult of the undead?"

"How could I be expected to recognize a doctor of philosophy, a doctor of theology, a professor of metaphysics by the cut of his trousers?"

"Thank God you've come. Thank God!"

"They are repelled by holy things and Christian images."

"There's my clever one!"

"I'm a scientist. I always laugh at those ridiculous legends!"

"We can both love him, my darling."

"Go on, get him. Obey your master. Take him!"

Okay, this thing is just plain nuts.

A couple of hissing vampire trollops won't save you from this!