(1/2)MY THEORY: Does Lebron REALLY have grey hair? Lebron is in the mvp race because many people give credit to his great szn despite his age, so he dyed some of his facial hair grey to embrace the “old man mvp” role. Brons fake facial hair symbolizes his pursuit of showing
He has greater longevity with MJ. Narratives are on his side so this facial hair REPRESENTS those narratives and how the media impacts our daily lives. When you see Bron with grey hair, you will now “oh damn I’m gonna miss Bron, let’s start appreciating him before he retires
and wow he’s doing this with grey hair. This grey hair idea could’ve been implemented by the Illuminati or China. They want Lebron to slowly brainwash people. First, it will JUST be about narratives in basketball and the GOAT debate. But SOON, Bron will be China’s super
Troop in WW3 and America is fucked because China is actually creating advanced technology, Corona was made in a lab to distract our society. They know the narratives of Corona will shadow this so they wanted to implement the idea of narratives through Lebron first.
@KingJames They are brain washing you. I’m worried about your well being. Please, if you are ok respond to this. If not, I’d have to think you are in Cahoots with Kim Jon Un and China.

Stay woke people👁👁👁
ALSO, why is the NBAs relationship with China so suspicious???

Cause Adam Silver is in it for himself. He wants to make sure they’re cool so China does not harm him or his families. A few players told me Silver promised them safety from SuperTroop Bron if they played in the
Bubble.

@NBA your commissioner is a coward and in it for himself. He could take down China Troop Lebron but he cares about the nba being back and safety for HIMSELF. Shame. Damn shame.
Before you know the aliens will be released on us. They will see the power of Lebron China and North Korea and side with them. Pussy ass bitch Adam silver will join them since he’s covering up their secret project.
@Giannis_An34 EARTH NEEDS YOU! You need to take down Lebron before it’s too late. I hate to say it but Lebron is already brainwashed too much. He can’t think for himself anymore.
We need to figure out how to stop this. We need to build a team

Steph
Delonte West
KD
Kawhi
Tim Duncan

Will scare the shit out of Lebron. Even with China’s technology we could beat him. But it may be too late with the aliens helping him out
See? This is why Bron ain’t no goat. First Ray Allen had to bail him out. Then kyrie. Then China to make sure he wins mvp and have safety in WW3 and power in our galaxy. Would probably get Ailiens to take down my superteam. Smh. What a fucking bum.
AND I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT KENNY ATINKSON. THE FUCKER LEFT WORK CUZ HE WAS SCARED OF BEYOND MEAT. Coward.
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