This isn't the time to have this argument but: interleague baseball is trash that cheapens the World Series and @MLB using this crisis and an opportunity to insinuate the DH everywhere is also trash.

Wait... they're having a public address announcer?

Why?

What... what the fuck is this?

I hate everything about baseball except for the parts where they're actually playing baseball.

7yo: You could easily not do this until Covid is over.
Me: yes.
7yo: So why are they doing this?
Me: Money.
7yo: I think that people do a lot of things they shouldn't do for money.

7yo: Who hit the most home runs EVER.
Me: Hank Aaron his 755 home runs.
7yo: Wow.
Wife: Didn't Barry Bonds beat him eventually.
Me: Hank. Aaron. Hit 755 Home Runs and That. Is. The. Record.

7yo: I really like talking to you during the baseball game.
Me: Yes! This exactly. I like...
4yo: SO BORED.
Me: Dude.
4yo: THIS IS SO BORING.
7yo: it’s only a little bit boring.
Me: Oh come on you were on my side!

People, incorrectly, focus the DH discussion on “pitchers hitting boo.”

But the real problem, as they just said on the broadcast, is that it allows teams to hide trash fielders.

Position Players should have to field their positions. Being a crap fielder should matter.

... and, let’s call the LIGHTNING delay on “opening day” as God weighing on the wisdom of playing baseball during a global pandemic