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And now a thread of stories from when @selentelechia was pregnant but we couldn't talk about it yet!
1. "Robot, what if our child is going through pain when they teethe and I don't respond effectively to it and the baby develops a memory of my not caring about its pain?"
2. Discussing developing lactation trigger via pavlovian association
I suggested clicker training and she rejected that
Eventually landed on the X-Men cartoon theme
also rejected
too bad. I like that song
I suggested clicker training and she rejected that
Eventually landed on the X-Men cartoon theme
also rejected
too bad. I like that song
3. I suggested we could do this for a baby shower but have the cake be a baby and @selentelechia didnt much like that https://twitter.com/tasty/status/1280966608933003264?s=19
4. "What if this happens to OUR kids? Oh no. Robot what if they think we ritually murder people"
Voice was seriously concerned, horrified5
Pregnancy hormones are extremely real dont believe what they tell you in school https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1281060009019756544?s=19
Voice was seriously concerned, horrified5
Pregnancy hormones are extremely real dont believe what they tell you in school https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1281060009019756544?s=19
5. 
A little brain is growing inside of me. I'm growing a brain. I am a Garden.
A little brain is growing inside of me. I'm growing a brain. I am a Garden.
6. "What if I mistake its first kicks for gas? That seems disrespectful."
7.
>What if I get FAT?
>Don't worry. If you get fat we'll lock you in a room--or, not lock exactly, just put you inside and shrink the entrance until you won't be able to leave until you've lost weight, and--
>Just tell me I'm Pretty
>Let me get to the moving wall of spikes!
>What if I get FAT?
>Don't worry. If you get fat we'll lock you in a room--or, not lock exactly, just put you inside and shrink the entrance until you won't be able to leave until you've lost weight, and--
>Just tell me I'm Pretty
>Let me get to the moving wall of spikes!
8. @selentelechia won't let me post this one but I assure you it was a banger
9. She has developed pregnancy dietary whim's
"All I want is sugar. But I need to wait for froyo, and I don't know when froyo is happening. This is hard. I am struggling. I am having emotions about frozen yogurt."
"All I want is sugar. But I need to wait for froyo, and I don't know when froyo is happening. This is hard. I am struggling. I am having emotions about frozen yogurt."
10. Started reading this list of Merovingian queen names out loud to her as potentials for a girl in what I thought was good humor and she burst into tears :c
Reassured her that really no she doesn't need to defend her dislike of Radegund and that helped https://twitter.com/ArthurB/status/1285015367031521280?s=19
Reassured her that really no she doesn't need to defend her dislike of Radegund and that helped https://twitter.com/ArthurB/status/1285015367031521280?s=19
also a very special thanks to @Thinkwert for finding appropriate pictures for each of us to poast with this Announcement 
