Tom Cotton is so racist, he thinks Frederick Douglass owed his masters money.
Tom Cotton is so racist, he's afraid of the dark.
Tom Cotton is so racist, he tired to buy books at the Coop with a homeless man he kidnapped in Central Square.
Tom Cotton is so racist, John Wilkes Booth wants to play him in the movie.
Tom Cotton is so racist they named a slave crop after him.
Tom Cotton is so racist he thinks Nelson Mandela was in Shawshank Redemption.
Tom Cotton is so racist, he thinks the white rhino is endangered because there are too many black rhinos.
Tom Cotton is so racist, he only read 3/5ths of these jokes.
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