I like presidents who don’t tear gas moms.

I like presidents who don’t cage babies.

I like presidents who don’t mock the disabled.

I like presidents who don’t rape women in department stores.

I like presidents who don’t demonize people of color.

I like presidents who don’t let 142 thousand of their citizens die because of their own ineptitude.

I like presidents who don’t foment racial discord.

I like presidents who don’t expect applause for successfully identifying an elephant.

I like presidents who don’t impeached for abusing their office for private political gain.

I like presidents who don’t weaponize secret police forces to attack and abduct peaceful protesters.

I like presidents who don’t vilify Mexicans, Gold Star families, shithole countries, women, gays, transgender soldiers, Black athletes, John McCain, Elijah Cummings, Baltimore, peaceful protesters and a free, unfettered press.