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If we are relegated some #afcb fans will look for a scapegoat. These 7 tweets tell you who.
Donāt blame Eddie. Itās not his fault. Neither is it Ryan Fraserās despite what some say. Max & Jeff are not the culprits.
No. Only one person is responsible and that person is... 1/7
Donāt blame Eddie. Itās not his fault. Neither is it Ryan Fraserās despite what some say. Max & Jeff are not the culprits.
No. Only one person is responsible and that person is... 1/7
ME! Yes, me. I apologise unreservedly to all fans of #afcb.
āHow can it possibly be your fault?ā, I hear you ask, not unreasonably either. Iām not on the payroll (sadly), just a lifelong fan.
āSo what did you do?ā, a voice at the back enquires.
Well, itās like this... 2/7
āHow can it possibly be your fault?ā, I hear you ask, not unreasonably either. Iām not on the payroll (sadly), just a lifelong fan.
āSo what did you do?ā, a voice at the back enquires.
Well, itās like this... 2/7
When we were promoted in 2015 I painted my garden gate like an #afcb shirt. NB: only the inside as I live near Portsmouth. (Iām not an idiot!).
However, the gate is under a tree, a favourite roosting spot for local pigeons. Pompey pigeons are right hard nuts. They... 3/7
However, the gate is under a tree, a favourite roosting spot for local pigeons. Pompey pigeons are right hard nuts. They... 3/7
... only drink neat paint stripper. After four seasons of ornithological onslaughts of paintstripping pigeon poo the gate was looking worse for wear so I removed it last summer with the intention of refreshing it before the first #afcb game of 2019/20.
Unfortunately... 4/7
Unfortunately... 4/7
... other projects got in the way (build summerhouse, re-do patio, lay 120ā brick path, grandchildren, etc) and it just sat in the garage stripped bare bar a fresh coat of primer.
I am SO sorry Bournemouth. I didnāt mean it to happen.
But all is not lost for #afcb .... 5/7
I am SO sorry Bournemouth. I didnāt mean it to happen.
But all is not lost for #afcb .... 5/7
... as there is one game to go. #AFCB players are ready and know what is required.
And... Iāve repainted the gate in the nick of time.
Itās awaiting a new (large size) logo sticker to arrive and I will camouflage the hinges but at least it is on. And with an extra stripe! 6/7
And... Iāve repainted the gate in the nick of time.
Itās awaiting a new (large size) logo sticker to arrive and I will camouflage the hinges but at least it is on. And with an extra stripe! 6/7
I wonāt have a number this time as it caused confusion. (I donāt live at No 12!) Also, itās the front of the shirt. No sponsor! I donāt like sponsors.
If I had any artistic skill Iād paint the new graduated stripes but i havenāt.
Letās hope Iām not too late!
#afcb
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If I had any artistic skill Iād paint the new graduated stripes but i havenāt.
Letās hope Iām not too late!
#afcb
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