1/ I missed this recent, crazed tweet by #DementedDonald, probably because he sent it at 3:41 a.m. MT and had committed several more atrocities before I woke up.

I thought @ProjectLincoln may be interested in a response to his lunatic assertions. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1285540318503407622
2/ I realized it might be fun to do something a little different than the typical #ConManDon-lies-someone-refutes-it-with-facts routine.

In honor of our #UnstableImbecile, I thought a #VoteByMail #CognitiveTest would be in order.
5/ QUESTION (3)
Can felons like this use #VoteByMail to commit another crime?
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NO. Election officials check their mailing list against criminal justice records to remove people like #FelonRogerStone.
6/ In actuality, it would be easier for #FelonRogerStone to vote IN PERSON if he were inclined to commit more crimes for you, #LowIQDonald.

It is much easier for someone like Stone to walk into a polling place and receive a provisional ballot than receive a #VoteByMail ballot.
7/ QUESTION (4)
This statement is True or False: this is a picture of an eligible voter.
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FALSE. It's an elephant, #DummyDonald.
8/ QUESTION (5)
This statement is True or False: #VoteByMail benefits Democrats AND Republicans equally.
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TRUE. In a large study by some smart people at a school #DonaldTheDunce couldn't get into, the partisan effects of #VoteByMail were neutral.

https://siepr.stanford.edu/sites/default/files/publications/20-015.pdf
9/ QUESTION (6)
How are #VoteByMail ballots counted?
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The same way we've counted all ballots for centuries. One ballot, one vote. I understand #CantCountDonald has trouble with this, so I'll start you off, "1 ... 2 ... 3 ..."

PS - that is 3 more votes than he deserves.
10/ QUESTION (7)
Do you have to trust the USPS to deliver a #VoteByMail ballot?
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No. While there have been very few instances of USPS losing ballots, you can avoid that entirely by dropping off your ballot at a locked drop-off ballot box.
11/ QUESTION (8)
This statement is True or False: only states with mostly Democrats use #VoteByMail.
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FALSE. Most states have some version of #VoteByMail and ruby red Utah (56% Republicans) actually uses an #AllMailVote system.

https://voteinfo.utah.gov/learn-about-voting-by-mail-and-absentee-voting/
13/ QUESTION (10)
Point out who in the room is eligible to #VoteByMail.

#TrumpTheTwit: "Person, woman, man, camera, TV ..."
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NO, NO, NO. Cameras and televisions cannot vote, despite being the only things #DingbatDonald actually loves.
14/ QUESTION (11)
Will "Q" be able to stop the #VoteByMail fraud?
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OMG, I can't even. Just stop. STOP!
15/ QUESTION (12)
This statement is True or False: #DumbassDonald will lose the #Election2020 because of voter fraud.
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FALSE. He will lose because he is bad for the conservative movement, bad for Republicans, and #BadForAmerica.
16/ This concludes our #CognitiveTest on #VoteByMail. Thank you for participating.

Also, if you're so inclined, please RETWEET this thread so that more people can take the test.

And don't forget to VOTE @realDonaldTrump out of office, by mail or otherwise, on #November3rd.
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