hello my absolutely innocent sunshine
wow
cool hands
don't show your cards, William!
don't look at him like that, you know it was your fault
William no-
that's enough for you
fuck William stop-
*sigh*
I give up
COME ON
well you still won't die so..
heeeeey.... hi...
it was a... funny and exciting story
thank you
wooh
sassy
EPIC
aww, just look at this baby
oops...
"I-I thought you were dead..
I-I-I mean, of course you're not dead! You're not- how could you be dead?
I-I wouldn't have killed you. I-I didn't kill you!
I mean.. Of cour- I-I...
Of course!
I didn't kill anybody!
I didn't-
It was all a joke!
Of course, it was all a joke!"
yes i want your tears

but we're moving on
here he is, my baby!
don't look at me like that😳
"Dave? Daaaaaaave! Dave?"
"Dave!"
priorities
the level of indifference I'm aiming for
I see freckles..?
"car"
priorities [2]
oop
mlem
"Abe!"
mhm... nice ass
"That's so sweet.."
"Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush..
Not now.
The grown-ups are talking.
Save that for later."
"I'm sorry"
E P I C
ow wow
"No! No-no. No, no, no, no!
My friend, you are NOT, crazy.
Don't let ANYone, EVer, tell you that you're,crazy."
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