Since life is such a wild ride right now I'm going to tweet out all the things I love about Twitter and my followers (i don't give a shit about yours-mine are better)
my friend @UGLY_ROTTY does this thing ever once in a while. He finds an account that tweets out something they think is an original thought then RT 20 other accounts with the same tweet.
That always makes me laugh really fucking hard
my friend @SteveFromPhilly (who sat next to me in 12th grade art class) we found each other by accident on twitter. His sweeping takes on today's political scene and his work scene makes me howl with laughter.
my baby @BanishedPoptart is my favorite shit stirrer on twitter. Her caustic humor is fantastic, but deep down she's my sweet little cuddly poptart. I love her for realz
I can't even begin to tell you about my @NYRKelsMads I was never a 'dog person' until I started following her. She loathes people almost as much as me! Her future hubby @LateRoundCorner had the good sense to snatch that girl up. He falls under my twitter protection <3
@CarlaFinch
my buddy cousin always makes me feel like if I walked into her house rn, she would hug me and feed me. I really feel that love thru her tweets. And we both love Ronnie B
my squishy @Clutch_43 who I've had the pleasure of strolling the boardwalk with....I love yer face for realz
my darling @Kentucky_Col
my loudest cheerleader. you remind me of my Sweet baby Andy which is the highest compliment I could give you. Thanks for always having my back <3
@Pirate0216
we interact almost every day. I love our back and forth. you are a good egg (coming from this philly girl)
my sweet @Leennzzbella who I fell in love with the minute I heard her voice on the radio. I had the pleasure of hugging and kissing your sweet face. I love you my little Armenian Assassin <3 I wanna get tattoos with you
@ber_kett One of these days I'm going to have an obscene sign and surprise you at one of your marathons. Don't tell anyone about you and Danny Thomas...it will break Rose's heart #NotLebanese
my devoted reader @SibeRescueBrian Thank you for giving me the encouragement to continue my writing. And thank you for being a good friend and helper to my mom during her 'dog crisis' <3
my darling little @MissKatieLyn313 I love that you get my historical references. I'm so glad we stumbled upon each other. You also encourage me to spread my wings as a writer. Thank you so much for that <3
that adorable @SFalconi and her doggy polly. You have the most gorgeous hair and your love for the Bonfire makes you a good peep in my book.
@SuzesMuses I am pretty much in love with you and your entire family #babywild i remember the first laugh you ever gave me. You tweeted there would be hell to pay if these children did learn to wipe 'the motherfucker knife' after using peanut butter.
#screaming
me and my @hollyinstpete are bound together in love. Thank you for being there for our Andy when he needed you the most. I will never ever be able to thank you enough.
oh and this fucker @akaOV_ makes me laugh a lot.
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