Since she wants to blackmail me, let me just confess to everyone and have peace of mind.

I had a relationship with a female twitter influencer during which she got to know one of my secrets and now she's trying to blackmail me with it.

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So on this faithful day (a day which I now curse out of regret). My then crush tweeted that she was tired of being single and that she craves the feeling of being loved by a Man. At first I was excited but minutes after, I became disappointed in myself for jumping into conclusion
that she was in a relationship because I didn't want to believe in any possibility that a beautiful girl like her would be single. I mean she's everything a man wants (So I thought then). I DM'ed her, she replied, to my surprise, I won her heart in less than a week with just 1
gesture. I ordered her a cake from @Mahalofoods. I knew that was the easiest way I could any girl happy because
No. 1: Every girl loves tasty cakes (Mahalo bakes yummy cakes)
No. 2: Cake makes girls happy because sugar increases endorphin level.
She fell in love with the cake
from the first bite and that was when our problems started. She would ask me to order for her caring not if I had money or not. At some point, I became angry and I told her to stop being selfish cos she was not the only one that loves Mahalo cakes, I'm addicted too
So I decided to show myself love by ordering 5 packages this weekend. I want to enjoy every bite of it all MYSELF! And now she wants to tell the whole world that I want to eat 5 packages of 12 cupcakes for Mahalo foods by myself.
If you want to win a girl's heart, or you want to Make yourself happy this weekend, then DM @Mahalofoods or contact them on whatsapp via https://wa.me/2348144942871?text=
You'll thank me later
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