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[Woman, sitting at her husband's funeral]
A man leans into her and asks, “Do you mind me saying a word?”
“no, go ahead” the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “sugar” and sits back down
“That's sweet” the woman says. [THREAD]
A man leans into her and asks, “Do you mind me saying a word?”
“no, go ahead” the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “sugar” and sits back down
“That's sweet” the woman says. [THREAD]
Another stood and said “abyss”
“Thank you, that's deep” she replied.
“Thank you, that's deep” she replied.
One stood and said “Penis”
“Thank you for coming” the woman said.
“Thank you for coming” the woman said.
Another says “may I place my hand on your shoulder?”
“sure” she replied
*places hand on shoulder*
“Thank you! That's really touching” she said.
“sure” she replied
*places hand on shoulder*
“Thank you! That's really touching” she said.
The last guy kept going on and on about a hole in the ground full of water...
...But she knew he meant well.
...But she knew he meant well.
