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Top ten reasons why social distancing rules inside Nissan Stadium will be a good thing...

10. Chance of catching a shirt from T-Rac is much higher.
9. The beer guy won’t miss you.
8. You won’t be asked to do the wave.
7. You get to start a new trend: the ripple.
6. The big, painted shirtless guy will for sure be at least 6 feet away from you.
5. Kiss Cam: Mask Edition
4. When the Colts visit, you’ll be able to hear every “gosh”, “darn”, and “heck” that comes out of Philip Rivers’ mouth.
3. Bragging rights to say you were one of the few there. Just like the 750,000 who witnessed the Music City Miracle.
2. Traffic going home will be a breeze.
And the number 1 reason why social distancing rules at Nissan will be a good thing...
There’s a really good chance Arthur Smith will hear your brilliant play idea.

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