1. Let me tell you about “Go Cups”. So in most barrooms down here, you can get a “Go Cup” for your unfinished beverage so that you may continue to imbibe as you metriculate towards the next establishment.

2. Apparently this is not a thing in “Boston Massachusetts”.

3. 1st of all, Bud Light is unobtanium there. It’s all fucking Sam Adams and Coors Light.

HEATHENS

4. Ask Barkeep for Go cup. “Wassa go cup?”
I explain.
“We don’t do that heah”

So I make my way to the door with frosty beverage in hand.

5. Barkeep loses his mind. “YOU CANT WALK OUTSIDE WITH A BEAH!”

He then explains that “Boston Massachusetts” is apparently run by a bunch of limp wristed penis touchers.

I thought this was America.

6. Essentially in like the literal birthplace of American Freedom (EAGLES SCREECH) you can’t walk around with a fucking beer.

1/10 will not visit “Boston Massachusetts” again.