It was brought up in the writers room today that my IMDB star meter is really low. I’ve never felt so ashamed. May quit “the biz” if you don’t click my IMDb page to show Hollywood that I’M STILL A STAR (the star meter is how everything runs in “the industry” as I like to call it)
My career was just beginning and now I’m wondering if it’s over for good. IMDb is owned by Amazon which is owned by Jeff Bezos. Looks like I have to go on a road trip to Bezos to save my career.
Please click this link to support my career and DREAM!! https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000749/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
Mädchen Amick - IMDb

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000749/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
Oh no that’s a link to my aunt Madchen’s page. SHE’S DOING FINE DONT CLICK!!
Just heard from my PR team ( @fuckjerry) that @madchenamick’s STARmeter is through the roof. I told you not to click that link!
Listen, I love my Aunt Mad. But even though nepotism got me into this biz, I don’t think she’s working hard enough to keep me here!
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